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Sebastian: I read your manifesto.
Annette: You did?
Sebastian: Yes. I must say, I found it rather... appalling.
Annette: That's a first. Most people praise me for it.
Sebastian: Most people are sheep. Who are you to criticize something you've never experienced?
Annette: I wasn't critcizing. I just think people shouldn't experience the act of love unitl they are in love and I just don't think people our age are able to experience those kinds of emotions.
Sebastian: Are you a lesbian?
Annette: No!
Sebastian: Sorry, I just kind of picked up on that lesbian vibe.

Annette: I wouldn't expect a man of your experience to understand my beliefs.
Sebastian: Uh! What's that supposed to mean?
Annette: I've been very well informed of your reputation.
Sebastian: What have you heard?
Annette: That you promise girls the world to get them in bed with you.
Sebastian: Who told you this?
Annette: A friend wrote me.
Sebastian: That's a little tacky.
Annette: Why do you sound so surprised? It's the truth isn't it?
Sebastian: If you say so.

Sebastian: E-mail is for geeks and pedophiles.

Sebastian: You could be a model. It's too bad you're not sexy.

Sebastian Valmont: That's a 1956 Jaguar Roadster. What makes you think I'll go for that bet?
Kathryn Merteuil: Because I'm the only girl you can't have and it kills you.
Sebastian Valmont: No thanks.
Kathryn Merteuil: You can put it anywhere.
Sebastian Valmont: You got yourself a bet, baby.

Kathryn: Do you mind if I take my new car for a ride?
Sebastian: Kathryn, the only thing your going to be riding is me.

Sebastion: Be more ... specific.
Kathryn: In English? I'll fuck your brains out.

Sebastion: How is your gold digging, whore of a mother enjoying Bali?
Kathryn: She suspects, that your impotent, alcoholic father is diddling the maid.
Sebastian: Good.

Kathryn: Oh gee, your journal. Could you be more queer?
Sebastion: and could you be more desparate to read it?

Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, did I ever tell you the time, when my late husband sent me-
Sebastian: Yes, you already did, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh, I did?
Sebastian: Right after we played backgammon, Mrs. Sugarman.
Mrs. Sugarman: Oh! We played backgammon?
Sebastian: Uh huh. You beat me three times.
Mrs. Sugarman: I did?
Sebastian: Yup. Then I fucked your daughter.
Mrs. Sugarman: Excuse me?
Sebastian: I said, would you care for some water?
Mrs. Sugarman: No, thank you.

Kathryn Merteuil: Fuck her yet?
Sebastian Valmont: Working on it.
Kathryn Merteuil: Loser.
Sebastian Valmont: Blow me.
Kathryn Merteuil: Call me later?

Helen Rosemont: Sebastian!
Sebastian: mumbles Aw fuck me. yells Aunt Helen! God I've missed you!