Random Mark Quote
"If your like me, you like to wait till your parents are having sex and walk in on them and act like its an accident, and then ask if you can join in."
The following were submitted by Elizabeth.
1. "I finally found true love... I bought a hamster, and I've never felt emotions this deep before."
2. "tom puts the mate in bandmate."
3. "I've seen Travis naked!"
4. "the wizard, the rainbow and the unicorn . all my heroes"
5. "a real punk doesn't need to show it, it's like karate man. karate man bleeds on the inside."
6. "i'm gay. so what. don't judge. my butt."
7. "this is awesome with a capital AW!"
8. "I said tom don't worry, i'm gonna take care of this. so I jumped on my unicorn and.."
9. "i wake up in the morning... and immediatley start complaining about wanting to go get some Taco Bell."
10. "i'm mark. i ride a scooter. i'm badass."
11. "Disney movies are fuckin' bitching."
The following were submitted by Althea.
12. "I'm Old School hating Tom Guy"
13. "Remember that time I went over to your house and your brother was there with peanut butter smeared all over his weiner and was like 'Here boy! Who likes the Skippy? Who likes the Skippy peanut butter?'"
The following were submitted by Antonis.
14. "Tom, has sex with guys!" (When performing Aliens Exist)
15. "Hey if you guys wanna hang out with Tom, he'll be down to King's Cross tonight selling himself as an Asian woman!" Big Day Out 2000 in Sydney
16. "Hey you know what would be nice right now is a nice, ice, cold, cool refreshing blowjob" Big Day Out 2000 in Sydney
17. "My name is Mark, i ride a scooter, im a bad-ass!!" Urethra Chronicles Vol. II